aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

(via shepherdlissa)

do-i-know-this-girl:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 
HER TOE.
TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 
While we are dancing, we have to:
turn out our feet
hyper extended our knees
tuck our buts under
flatten our stomach
close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
shoulders are down and back
elbows are lifted
hands and fingers are soft
neck is long
use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

There is a Dutch reality show on tv called (loosely translated) “Blood, sweat and blisters”, about the Dutch national ballet. Very interesting to see. It also makes it very clear how difficult the job is, mentally and physically.

do-i-know-this-girl:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

  • turn out our feet
  • hyper extended our knees
  • tuck our buts under
  • flatten our stomach
  • close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
  • shoulders are down and back
  • elbows are lifted
  • hands and fingers are soft
  • neck is long
  • use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

There is a Dutch reality show on tv called (loosely translated) “Blood, sweat and blisters”, about the Dutch national ballet. Very interesting to see. It also makes it very clear how difficult the job is, mentally and physically.

(via kittiofdoom)

fierzzz:

Kojima throwin’ down some wisdom.

(via kojimatweets)

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

(via sprinton)

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

(via sprinton)

orpheelin:

Here we are !! “My Best Enemy” comic book project is on the road !!You can pre-order the book on Ulule (the first european crowdfunding website). It works like Kickstarter, click on the the right corner to get english version of the site and just take a look to the project ! Then you have to register and order the pack you want to recieve !  

Go go go dudes! I know you can do it ! Aidan is waiting for you !!

(Source: kisedbyfire, via ragecandy)

ragecandy:

rowiehz:

ragecandy:

there’s much more shrek in my life lately

But there can be even more if you praise the ogre lord every single day from now on. You know you want to

weeeell if you put it that way…

he might even grant me my own swamp someday

And MAYBE people will worship you too some day!

Hopefully not with unions and little boys praying to a poster-version of you but I don’t know what you’d like 

  • Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
  • Friend: no.

OH OH OH IT’S FISH DAY TODAY

Mom just asked me: “Who wants to eat fish todaaaaay?”

ME: ME ME ME ME

Mom: Then come here and pick which one you’d like!

I’m COMIN’
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